Okay so I finally saw ‘When a stranger calls’. A waste of B$7. It didn’t give me any frights or whatsoever. The only fright of the night is when my brother called (in the middle of the movie) at around 1.30AM instructing me to get his badminton kit ready because he wants to use it. Badminton? at 1.30AM? Weird kid. So I waited outside, all alone, at 1.30AM, waiting for the motherfucker to arrive. If there were more violence and gore, it would’ve been an awesome movie. I want to see heads chopped off and hunged. I want to see chopped body parts. I want to see broken bones. I want to see blood spatter and all that jazz. Bottom line is, it sucked so bad, it’s worst than Paris Hilton music video.

Speaking of Paris Hilton music video, Stars are blind, I think if the director were to replace the male model with wild animals, it would a hit. I kid you not. Because the leopard print bra is so arousing but seeing she’s with another guy in the video, you just want to pee on the man and crusify him. But at the same time, I don’t think replacing the male model with wild animals a good idea. Take for example, a giraffe. The giraffe would mistaken her as a celery stick and start munching her like no other. I don’t think replacing the giraffes with monkeys a good idea too. The monkeys will start masturbating as soon as she puts he leopard bra on. All in all, I don’t think Paris should do another music video, unless it involves her bitch slapping Nicole Ritchie right at the head, followed by a ‘bras and panties‘ only cat fight in chocolate pudding. Now, that, I like to see. Hmmm

I have this gross infected wound. It’s spreading like wildfire. And if that wasn’t worse enough, it’s on my face just beside my lip. I would love to meet a dermatologist but my parents are out for the weekend. Let’s hope tomorrow when I wake up for school, it doesn’t conquer my whole face. If it does, I won’t start butchering random people accross the street but I will continue to look at the brighter side of things - I could play a Resident Evil zombie without special effects or make-up. Now, how fucking cool is that?

Sorry no pictures today. Later munchkins.

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