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Love Thy Neighbour

Dear neighbour (the one who keeps his WiFi wide open),

I’ve been on your wireless network without you knowing. I’ve been gentle with it though - refraining myself from downloading any torrents and youtube-ing. I don’t know whats up with your connection today. I hope you’re trying to fix your fucked up connection right now. I would love to offer any assistance but I’d prefer that you don’t know I’m on your network. So to the people with connection problems, make it fast ah (fixing). And whats up with the 9PM wireless curfew?

Regards,
Someone within the 10 metre (or more) radius.

P/s: Incase you’re wondering, I’m blogging through my phone.

P/s/s: I know I’m not making any sense.

affy-

This entry was posted on Monday, January 15th, 2007 at 7:25 pm and is filed under Technology. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

8 Responses to “Love Thy Neighbour”

  1. EmmaGoodEgg Says:
    January 15th, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    Hahahahahahaha! But tsk tsk naughty naughty Affy :) xx

  2. one Says:
    January 16th, 2007 at 7:06 am

    you put the first smile on my face today.

  3. my3rdeye Says:
    January 16th, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    Well, hey, at least you’re honest about it :)

  4. Politically Correct Says:
    January 17th, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    Hahaha …. mine.. got no curfew at all !!! I love my neighbour…. Just wonder which one though… but love em all the same…

  5. Vixennova Says:
    January 17th, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    Hello, this is you neighbour speaking.

    So you’re the cute guy who keeps on slowing my connection. I finally caught you huh. Why 9pm? Cos dats the perfect time for *ehem* … well you’ll understand one day.

    Thank you for not downloading and surfing to restricted sites. Blogging is nevertheless healthy. I’m proud of you.

    p/s: hehehehhe keep up wif the blogging kiddo.. dont mind me kidding around here.

    Cheers,
    No-quite-thine-neighbour-Vixen

  6. therejects.org » My mum’s idea of a really good joke Says:
    January 18th, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    [...] Oh look, my neighbour. [...]

  7. ranoadidas.com » .I want to be one. Says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 9:50 am

    [...] Now, I really envy his age. How I wish I’m successful at his age and still have many years ahead. Despite living in KB, he does come up with enlighting posts. A quiet chap as I met him weeks back. Maybe he wasn’t familiar with most of the bloggers back then. The youngest to be inducted in the Movers and Shakers 2006. Hence, this 16 year old blogger deserved a mention in RA.com and one of the few that has a domain name. I just hope this guy doesn’t get into trouble for using his neighbour’s wireless :p Keep it up, dude and you better take up Winning Eleven. [Click here to enter] [...]

  8. reignfire Says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 11:12 am

    if i were your neighbour, i’d be having some fun with your internet usage too ;)

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