My 2007 Predictions

There will be a major increase in Bruneian girls posing as sluts on Friendster. They will also continue to sign-up for multiple friendster accounts adding the same friends they have on their previous accounts, again. It’s a cycle.
Boys with make-up will be the in thing. And that includes, lip-gloss. Really.
The pants below buttcheeks, or simply, pants without waist are making a huge comeback to Brunei this year.
The once boring cellphone can now save lives by manufacturing oxygen for $2/min. It can also sense danger, with a monthly fee ofcourse.
Britney Spears will be the baby-making machine of the year, shooting a whoping 3 babies in the course of 6 months. I don’t know how she does that, but she’s Britney Spears she doesn’t need an explaination.
Justin Timberlake will cave and get professional help for his erectile dysfunction. Words on the street says that’s why Cameron Diaz dumped him.
All poor African babies will have to change their last name to ‘Jolie-Pitt’.
Pink will be the new black.
More innocent mammals will end up as road-kill on the highway.
therejects.org will take over the world!