I want you!

So when I am having troubles with the site, the very wonderful Simpur decides to announce the very first Bruneian blog awards ‘The Simpur Bloggies awards‘. I haven’t won a trophy (not so big in sports) in my life. So, if you like me, like reading my nonsensical entries, or perhaps, extremely sadden that I haven’t won a trophy, please nominate me. Haha. I’m serious.

If I get nominated, I’ll try my very very and absolute best not to ‘ponteng puasa’ with my friends this year. Haha.

If I win the personal blog category, I’ll fake a fall at the local supermarket in front of a large crowd (hopefully, during payday when everyone’s grocery shopping). I might also make someone throw an apple to my head. All this, in the form of a video blog.

If I win the blogger of the year award, I’ll run around naked around Belait Town with my spanking new laptop. Okay, let’s not go there yet.

This is a sample nomination e-mail and make sure ‘Blog A’ says therejects.org. Send your nominations to dstmm.content@simpur.net.bn. You can also win prizes for just nominating! (Click here for more info)

If you want to see me embarrass myself in front of everybody by falling flat to my face and see someone throw a fruit to my head, nominate and vote for me. Spread the message!

Remember when my laptop died? Yes, I am still using my sister’s laptop.
Yes, I want a trophy and I am desperate, you might want to tell Simpur that too.

If you’re wondering, I was trying to be funny