I spent a good portion of yesterday’s afternoon watching a re-run of the American Music Awards 2007 on Starworld. And spent the rest of the night crying because my sister beat me at Guitar Hero 3.

I missed Fergie’s and Nicoles Shadshjagersdfser’s performance, but word on the street is that Nicole’s left boob was about to pop out. Hmm…

This is, uh, Avril Lavigne (or atleast I think it is) at the American Music Awards 2007. The shimmering skirt confuses me. Wait, ’skirt’ and ‘Avril’ in the same paragraph? Yes, shocking!

Watching Avril in a skirt is like watching your cat having diarrhea - you’re curious what it looks like, but then when you finally see it, you feel like stabbing yourself in the eye.

Painting a microphone pink is not the right way to go. Trust me.

Anyway, I am just glad she didn’t sing that ridiculously stupid and annoying ‘Girlfriend’ song.

Moving on, it was the Jonas Brothers big debut that night, and they decided to pull a Beyonce (what better way to get the tabloids talking). Boy in white didn’t fall flat to his face though, which is a bummer because I would love to see broken nose and lots of blood.

Next, I felt sorry for this girl. I said ‘girl’ because searching for ‘fat chick behind Vanessa XXX Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale’ in Wikipedia came up with no results. Shish, and they say Wikipedia has the answer to everything.

Awww, she looks so happy.

Overall, the AMAs 2007 was a disappoinment — Carrie Underwood kept winning, so did Daughtry. Justin Timberlake was too lazy to get his fat ass up and accept his awards (sent in a video instead). *yawn

Until next entry ladies and gentleman.. stop, look and go.

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