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You don’t know you much time I waste my time online checking up on things that aren’t important.

I stumbled upon a site a couple of weeks back, but back then I didn’t have the time and the will to blog. I later found out that the original article was taken down. Thanks to my award winning detective (stalking) skills and a few Google search, I later found out that the original article is mirrored on a site.

Point is that the article is in-your-face funny and somewhat surprisingly true. People with no sense of humor or relevant authorities need not click. I would also like to point out that the article might be extremely offensive to some.

(Mirrored Unclyclopedia) (Google cache)

Some that caught my attention:

Their ‘creativity’ in spellings has taken the country by storm and quickly turned into a trend as those who can really spell misinterpreted these spelling mistakes and this trend quickly fused into the online, mobile and youth culture.

Some moronic teenagers also thinks they’re too creative and smart for language that they actually added extra alphabets on words (or sometimes numbers) so it would look nicer. Example: ‘byez’ which actually meant ‘bye’ with an extra ‘z’. Another habit for teenagers is replace the letter b with v. Example: kambang becomes “kmvng“, or even bye-bye becomes vye2 (shorten form).

The nasi katok is definitely not a rip-off, for every satu bungkus, it contains a litre of animal grease, half a chicken, and sambal which requires great dexterity and terpaksa membanting tulang empat kerat untuk membuat. All that for a buck only.