Archive for the ‘Hot girls’ Category

Demi Lovato: Look out for this face

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

What do you get when your merge Hillary Duff and Miley Cyrus together? You get her.

Demi Lovato

Watch out for this face, you might be seeing alot of her soon — fully clothed or unclothed. Demi Lovato has perfect pearly whites and gorgeous long brown hair. Now, all we need is a naked photo of her. I’ll give her 1-2 years before risque photos of her starts surfacing on the internet.

Ignore the good girl image. We all know what happened to Vanessa Hudgens and recently — that chick from Harry Potter — Emma Watson.

Now, where do I sign up

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

Updated: The original video was removed. Here is a mirror (boobage included ofcourse). NSFW obviously

Nothing sounds good in Russian (nor German) but what the heck, where do I sign up for Russian classes?

And did you know that they aren’t real-life lesbians? They are only portrayed that way as part of the group’s image. And t.A.T.u is actually a shortened name for “this girl loves that girl”.

Marry me, Megan Fox

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Megan Fox Maxim

My girl (yes, she’s mine), Megan Fox, is the sexiest woman in the whole wide world according to FHM magazine.

I just want to let you guys know that I have a ’sharing’ problem. You may stare but please don’t touch.

Here’s a short and steamy clip of her in Transformers.
Skip to about 50s, if you hate waiting and have no self control.
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Yeap, she likes it

Friday, January 4th, 2008

I hope Megan Fox likes my new short hair.

Megan Fox

Yeap, she likes it. I can tell.

Megan Fox

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

I have 3 more papers to sit - Chemistry 1, Mathematics 4 and Biology 1.

I know the amount of papers I need to sit and study for has nothing to do with the above picture. I just felt like posting a picture of Megan Fox being bendy… very bendy.

Enjoy.

Very hormonal

Saturday, August 25th, 2007

OMG!

Too good, I am not gonna even think about resizing it.

Don’t mind me, I am just one very hormonal and almost legal (according to Bruneian law, I believe) kid.

My internet is being an ass today.
It took ages to load that photo, but definitely worth the wait.

So, how’s everybody doing?

Hot chicks with ugly guys

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

This is the reason why I can’t go to sleep at night. Here are a few examples to show you what keeps me up all night, wondering:

Recently former Miss Universe, Natalie Glebova, annouced her wedding engangement to some tennis Thai guy (whoever he is).

Miss Universe Natalie Glebova
Hot Chick, Ugly Guy 1

Petra Nemcova with some lucky ass English lad. Haha.

Hot Chick, Ugly Guy 2

MISMATCHED! It’s like watching a donkey dating a unicorn. Geeez.

Is this God’s way of saying the world is on the verge of being thrown into the recycle bin? Or maybe cheeky cupid is trying to have some fun with his bow and arrow? Whatever it is, I think some black magic is involved and maybe a little karma.

Why does life have to be so hard?

Hot Girls: Cassie

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

There was a bit of a debate on who should I next include in my Hot Girls category. Tons of hot girls have been poping into my mind like homeless guys queing for a 99 cent fried twinkie. So… drum roll please… next on my Hot Girls list is Cassandra Ventura or better know as Cassie. You might know her from one the hottest music video on the face of the planet, “Me & U”. Cassie was a former fashion model, now an R&B singer and full time hot mama.


Cassie makes the alien look like shit.

Cassie McHottie started modelling at the age of 14 for Wilhemina Agency in New York. She appeared in ads for Delia’s, Adidas, and Abercrombie & Fitch and Seventeen Magazine. She even modelled for Missy Elliot’s Adidas clothing line, respect ME. If that wasn’t enough, she was also on prime Target billboard in Time Square.

Cassie kickstart to musical stardom was when she was spotted by Ryan Leslie at clubs and parties in late 2004. She was later introduced to Leslie by Diddy Combs’ make-up artist (now you know, Diddy wears make-up, very gangsta), who worked with Cassie in one of her photoshoots. A little bit of this and that, recorded a few songs, Cassie inked a deal with Ryan’s NextSeletion label. Ryan co-wrote and produced “Me & U” in 2005. In March 2006, Cassie signed with Diddy’s record label, Bad Boy records.

“Me & U” was a massive hit. “Long Way 2 Go” was annouced as the follow-up to “Me & U” and “Ditto” will be her third single.

And no, there is no naked pics on the internet, yet. Haha. You know what, I should start a rating system.

RATING: 3/5 - I would give her a 4 but rumours on the street says that she’s a diva and gives her manager a hard time. And guess what, rumours are facts - if they are from the street, at least.

You can stalk Cassie by visiting her:

Happy Halloween

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

halloween

Happy Halloween to my fellow readers! I’ve searched to all four corners of the internet and the best I’ve came up is that. Seriously, there is nothing more scary than a 5 foot stick insect. Seeing not 1 but 2 stick insects walking side-by-side and photographed together is shear terror! Be afraid my fellow readers, be very afraid.

If you’re wondering why I said ‘from us @ therejects.org’, it’s because I’ve created an alter-ego (which I’m yet to think a name of). To make things easier, let’s temporarily call my alter-ego Peter. So there’s Affy and there’s cocky-mouth Peter. Guys, meet Peter. Peter, meet guys. Peter keeps me sane and tells me to drink red-bull. So now that you are acquainted, I think it’s time for a smoke.

Affy xx

Vanessa McChandelier

Thursday, October 19th, 2006

I likes girls who swing on chandeliers. There’s nothing more fucking arousing than that (Well, there’s whips and chains but that’s a different story). Seriously, they send shockwaves all through my body. With gorgeous eyes and hair like that it’s very hard not to take my pants off. I’m talking about Vanessa Anne Hudgens.

You might know her from worst-movie award winner (according to me), Gabriella from High School Musical. I know I can’t judge it just by looking at the dvd cover and I haven’t seen it from start to finish but the dvd cover pretty much tells the story, which goes something like - we love to sing and he likes to play basketball.

Here’s her music video - Come back to me

I tried to find naked pics of her on the internet but the best I’ve came up so far is this. I know it’s cartoony and fake, but hey, works for me.

And guess what? Did you know that she appeared in a swimwear commercial for Old Navy in 2005? Well, she did and that’s piping hot. No, that’s sweaty hot. Oh yes, oh yesssss

vanessahudgens

V is the title of Vanessa Hudgens’s debut album released on September 26, 2006. Ms Swinging Chandelier will be promoting the album on tour with The Cheetah Girls, starting as soon as Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana finishes. So guys or maybe girls, better get that lube ready and go crazy when she comes up on stage.