Apparently, I speak in riddles now.

This is just too cute for words.

I am not a morning person.
I think mornings are for sleeping… so are afternoons and evenings.

Photo by floridapfe.

Point is: I like sleeping. and Megan Fox.

Just to get the ball rolling…

She explained that her uterus was falling out, so she put a potato in there to hold it up and had forgotten. (Another uterine prolapse. Remember to do your Kegel’s, ladies.)

Here’s a really good article.
Nothing more amusing than laughing at other people’s misery. Especially, if both pain and embarrassment are involved.

I just got myself a haircut — a virtual haircut that is!
You can have one too. Just put on your headphones, close your eyes and click play. Well, uh, click play first then close your eyes.

Sorry for the lack of updates. I have 7 more papers to sit and study for. June 13th, I can’t wait!
Honestly, I’m more excited for June 9th.

I have absolutely zero tolerance when it comes to racism.

Some people never learn.

I hope Megan Fox likes my new short hair.

Yeap, she likes it. I can tell.

I have a late surprise Christmas present for you guys.
Enjoy.

Last paper this Thursday (Biology 1), and then I’ll probably jump out the window, break my foot and spend the rest of my year end holidays in a cast — Now, that’s a plan.

Holy shit, I am shocked. :O I need a glass of water. That’s impossible.