Probably one of the best quotes ever.

This happened when A didn’t do her Chemistry homework.

(M asked A)
M: “A, what have you been doing?”
(N intercepted)
N: “She has been Superpokin’.”

Fineee… It was really funny at that time, okay?

A nice snipplet from the GP paper I sat earlier today:

But if he’s just odd - not inventing, not training for the olympics, just brooding in his room, picking his nose and reading ‘Firearms Monthly’…

The passage was about parents of teenagers.
‘He’ refers to the teenager.

I brood. I pick my nose. I am odd.
Are you odd? Haha.

Okay, back to Mathematics. See you on the 8th of Nov.
You can still find me on twitter.

It is not how much you make each month, but how much you spend each month. — Mr. Lim

I have 12 (yes, 12) pownce invites to give away. Send me an e-mail, if you want one.

“Kami inda berapa suka orang yang kan berfesyen di skulah ani.”

Thanks but no thanks lady. I don’t take ‘fashion’ advices from sixty year old woman.

And thanks for going through the entire guidelines with me, but I don’t think I am ‘berfesyen-ing’ in school.

You still want to see me again tomorrow morning? You must really like me, huh.
I met the principal after your mini-lecture and he said it was okay — try and beat that, hah.

If I was guilty, do you think I’ll have the guts to see the principal?

Loser: “I’m into Nickelback.”
Mega-loser: “I was into Nickelback before they were cool.”
–Streeter Seidell

Hahahah. I love collegehumor.

I re-joined myspace today. Tom is my only friend.

A duck is not a chicken. A chicken is not a duck. — Mr. Lim, Maths Class (16th April 2007)

Another analogy by Mr. Lim. How does he come up with stuff like this?

Mr Lim addressing those who don’t know what ‘quadrilateral’ means.

You better go to the toilet there, see yourself in the mirror and slap yourself — Mr. Lim, Maths Class (16th April 2007)

This is the first entry under QotD (Quote of the Day) category. I feel the need to share with the world wide web, the hilarious quo-tables spewing out of my tutors mouth.