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Ugh, idiot.

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

edit: Kriss - Hahahaha. That didn’t sound right. It’s a typo.

Ugh, idiot. - Napoleon Dynamite style.

As you noticed (maybe not), my hosting account was suspended 2 days ago. It was only resolved yesterday so there’s a huge gap. To clear things up and end all speculations:

  • No, I don’t pay fees for hosting. Suspension usually happens if you don’t pay your bills. Well, that’s not the case. Which means, I’m not going poor.
  • My website was hacked twice by an oversized 42-year old dude with braces who lives in his parent’s basement because they are too poor to feed him (but can afford dsl) and he uses the internet, scamming people to earn extra cash to buy boxes of cheetos and probably playboy for daily masturbation. or atleast, that’s how I imagined him.

Some dude thinks he’s cool enough to hack my site. Well, to tell the truth, I’m quite impressed. At least, there’s a kick in the butt for me update my oh-so-classic script and fix my flaws. Thank god, for the understanding and helpful people at surpass helpdesk (if you don’t host your site there, you suck!). The person who hacked the site could be reading this entry, mumbling with cheetos oozing out of his mouth, cheetos all over the keyboard and with his geeky voice (I imagined Ned Flanders from The Simpsons or maybe that nerdy comic-book fat guy but I don’t know his name), “Shenoodle doodly doo, he caught me. No money for this month issue! Dang it!” and fogging his 3-inch thick glasses. At least if you are that desperate don’t go virtual fucking with my site. Go find a real chick with big tits (trust me, they are the best but slightly noisy in bed).

So enough beating and bashing the shit out of him. We don’t want him to go and cry for mummy, do we?

On a brighter note, next week is my birthday (April 14th). I will be extremely happy if you could get me a car similar to Paris Hilton. No, I won’t mention what type of fancy car she has because just talking about it makes me pee in my pants. I just got the carpet cleaned and the room aired out all day, maybe next time. Why a gay car similar to Paris Hilton you asked? Well, then we can meet up and have sex… on tape. I might just go rich selling it and buy myself a slurpee machine.

If you’re really interested in throwing a few bucks, my paypal account is affysucks@gmail.com and here’s my wishlist.

I’m up for link exhanges, any takers?

Ugh, my breath smells like mango. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

We are all on drugs

Monday, March 27th, 2006

Why men have nipples? because they look weird without them. Gives me the creeps. Not for pussies with weak hearts.

I swear, if firefox crashes again or my norton antivirus pops up asking me for money, I’m gonna throw this computer out the window, pee on it, drag it around the house and bury it. Seriously. Technology drives me insane some times.

And, the internet connection is so fucked. It takes for fucking ever to load a page and when it’s loaded, it disconnects. So everytime a page is loaded, I need to reconnect. Stupid motherfuckers who run the motherfucking phone company. Ok, I will refrain myself from using the word fuck for the following next paragraphs so no worries.

School starts today. Our oh-so-not-long-enough 10 days holiday has ended. I slept or should I call it a nap, for only 1hr 30mins+ and force myself out of bed to get ready for school. My eyes were red, it looks like I’ve been stabbed in the eye repeatedly and rubbed with sandpaper. I may have exaggerated but you get the point. It’s red. I would’ve slept on the floor if I could.

I originally planned on working on the site this afternoon but I fell asleep on the couch for six whole hours and now I’m here talking about it. So don’t expect too much changes for this week. I really need the time to adjust myself and get my priorities straightened.

The domain has been renewed for another year but I still except donations.

and before I go and take a shower because I stink and conclude this entry - plug your site, won’t ya?

So until next entry, if everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.

Affy begs for money

Monday, March 20th, 2006

edit: Thanks to Discreet-Romance for donating!

After much contemplating and sleepless nights, I decided to revive the blog. Although, I know, the domain is expiring in less than 3 months (I don’t know how on earth I’m going to re-new it) and it takes time to regain my visitors. But I decided to overlook them and revived the blog. I’m yet to add a little bit of content to the site and few changes here and there. Maybe a few link exchanges.

So, what’s new? Well, nothing much. I am still preety much the old Affy except that I don’t spend that much time on the computer like I used to. I also learnt that you can’t thrust people these days no matter how sweet and innocent they look. Unfortunately, I learn that the hard way but it’s always good to know.

I’ve been away from the blogging scene way too long. Blogging public feels arkward right now because I’m used to the friends only feature on livejournal - I know who’s reading my shit and I don’t have to censor or control myself.

My holiday has been very dull. I spend my days glaring at the television screen all day and night. I even watch re-runs! and That’s pretty much it. Well, there’s the occasional surfing the web for porn, listening to old music and asking myself the most weirdest questions, which I have no answers to like “Why man have nipples?”.

Tell your mum, I’m back to mess with her children’s mind and her cooking stinks!

So until next entry, ‘your girlfriend is cheating on you.’

and by the way, I’m $4 short to renew my domain. So if you could send money (any amount works, I don’t care if you have to steal it from the bank) to my paypal account (affysucks@gmail.com), I would worship you and send you naked pics of myself. Haha. Although, I doubt anyone would donate a cent, but atleast I tried.