I now want an Arctic Monkeys t-shirt and a live gig ticket.

A truly hilarious movie with astounding action sequences centered around a man with an abnormally large crotch, living the alpha male dream but secretly wishes to be a hairdresser.

Affy says go watch it.
Rating:

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My cat had a little accident whilst sleeping on top of my bag, which explains today’s backpack — instead of the usual messenger bag I’ve been gladly using for the past 3 years of my school life.

Tagged by Aina.

From the top of my head,

1. I am fascinated by all things Apple Macintosh.
2. I secretly wish for perfect 20/20s. I cry myself to sleep every night because of this. AHAHA
3. I don’t like waiting for all the wrong reasons. The keyword here is ‘wrong’. Go figure.
4. I think I cover up very well. Very well indeed. In other words, I am one very good and also convincing liar.
5. I do believe that I am somewhat witty and sarcastic.
6. I like funny things.
7. The slim and svelte figure definitely runs in the extended family gene pool.
8. I micro-analyze every thing to the absolute miniscule (although, sometimes insignificant) detail — even people I meet. Especially new ones.
9. I am not afraid to try new things.
10. To a certain non-lethal degree, I am considerably brand-conscious.
11. I judge people right off the bat. Occasionally, I do make exclusions.
12. I am terrible at keeping up with (the ones that I don’t see on a regular basis) friends.
13. I abide to the ‘3 strikes rule’ because everyone deserves another chance.
14. I have an unhealthy obsession with Megan Fox.
15. I want to do some kind of humanitarian or comedy work some day.

Apparently, I speak in riddles now.

All is well here in Affy land.

BEIJING - The IOC excluded Brunei from participating in the opening ceremony of the Beijing Games on Friday because its national Olympic committee failed to register the country’s two athletes by the required deadline.

Brunei had until midday Friday to register its two athletes _ 15-year-old swimmer Maria Grace Koh and shot putter Mohammed Yazid Yatimi Yusof _ with the International Olympic Committee, but missed the deadline.

Brunei’s ruler, Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah, was one of many dignitaries slated to attend the opening, alongside U.S. President George W. Bush and French President Nicolas Sarkozy. — Yahoo News

Uh-oh, someone got some explaining to do.
Why am I not surprised?

(Here is a funny Olympic video)

Okay off to school for my Mathematics 1 paper. Later.

I almost got into a fist fight with my driving instructor today.
Not funny, only because I haven’t reached my minimum 10 hrs yet. Plus, he is almost 3 times my age.

Skalinya aku sasak and brake mengajut. Siapa suruh ia inda pakai seat belt? WAAHAHA. Then aku tarus balik kerumah.

Moral of the story, keep your whining to an absolute minimum because I’m driving and you’re riding shotgun.

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This is just too cute for words.